Let’s get one thing straight:

The president is Commander-in-Chief so how could President Trump ever be a “draft-dodger”?  Naw, not the rich!  It’s their draft!  They draft others, not themselves!  You can’t hold a president responsible for being a draft-dodger just because he had tons of money.

Why, it would be like looking at a slave owner and calling him a “slave dodger”.  What sense does that make?  None whatsoever!  Southern masters were born to own black people the way sons of rich people are born to avoid military service lest they hurt themselves.

Trump had a rendezvous with Lady Destiny: Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago, lots of golf courses, the White House.  Expecting somebody like Silver Spoon Trump to serve is unrealistic.   It would be like expecting him to join in a march to protest injustice!

He’s got better things to do and if he didn’t do them, who knows who would do them or if such things, whatever they are, would ever even get done?

The latest crop of presidents did not reach the White House by fighting alongside their fellow Americans.  They know how to make and spend a buck, not how to sing freedom songs in jail.  That takes a different kind of man to risk his life for freedom, like the first president.

Washington was a soldier but only because there was no television.  Washington was the Father of his Country—and Trump, the Father of a reality TV show.  There’s no difference, see?

The only risks rich sons take is usually of the financial, not the physical, kind.  Today Trump has men guarding him wherever he goes, with good reason.  Trump wasn’t born to be drafted; he was born to be guarded.

Even if he was a draft-dodger, well, chalk it up to Destiny, Fate, Lady Luck, or whatever else you may wish to call it.  Other young men served, bled, and died but Trump had a date with destiny–on a golf course called Mar-a-Lago.